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I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I. Am. A Millenial.


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Reblogged from quietzombiegirl

gallifrey-feels:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

(via androgynistic)

Reblogged from ghostyon

adriofthedead:

supersolenoidengine:

Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation

you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.

there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference

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"Not all babies"

(via luke-flywalker)

Got to the airport at 0300 for a 0600 flight to Detroit…Delta employees don’t get here until 0400.

Reblogged from consummateclassicsconnoisseur

consummateclassicsconnoisseur:

Saying adults cannot read YA Literature because it was not written for that age group is like saying teens cannot read Classic Literature because it was not written for our age group.

(via thingsthelibrarystaffwish)

Reblogged from magentagram-deactivated20130915

supermodelgif:

people change

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

Reblogged from izhtiekz

romy7:

izhtiekz:

my friend just sent this to me with no context

no context needed

(via marshmallowbrigade)

Reblogged from thenewmetropolitan

lyndsayfaye:

William Shakespeare: vocabulary troll.

(Source: thenewmetropolitan, via thingsthelibrarystaffwish)


Reblogged from notkatniss

notkatniss:

NBC can’t show boobs but it can show a guy cutting off his own face and eating it

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

Reblogged from thegestianpoet

swoonforme:

thegestianpoet:

  • where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
  • at forever 21

dorian gray jokes just never get old

(via khazad-dumb)